The Top Ten Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Anyone Say

The Top Ten Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Heard Anyone Say
1. YnaKi – An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?” Contestant: “Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?”

2. Idlepsych – It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff!”

3. Myckle Mouse – In Wowowee, the question was: “Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper’?” The contestant answered: “Napkin!”

4. Dongster – While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: “Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh!”

5. No name – My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?”

6. Ker – My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: “Miss, puwedeng take out?”

7. Loipogi – Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”

8. Frederique – In a burger joint I heard a man say: “Miss, isa ngang ‘amusing’ aloha at saka ‘kidney’ meal.” Server: “Dine in po ba or to go?” The man answered: “Ayoko ng sago!”

9. No name – I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: “Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet.” And she replied: “Ano po, solo o litro?” (coke is it)

10. Marissa – My friend said: “Ang galing ‘no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!”

11. Jasmin – A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: “Ma’am bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, ‘Hesus and Company.’”

12. No name – While watching “Apollo 13″, after she heard the line: “Houston, we have a problem.” My ex-girlfriend asked: “Sino si Houston?”

13. Dukeman – My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: “Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng ‘autistic’ guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?”

14. No name – We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: “Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?” Her lola replied: “Patron? Eh di Shell!”

15. Ardiepot – Also in a gameshow. Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang ‘teeth’?” Contestant: “Utong!”

16. Missy Ricat – I once heard an emcee say: “Let’s give her a warm of applause!”

17. Epoy – One classmate in highschool said, “Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou!” I corrected him and said, “luminous!” Then he replied, “Oo nga pala, plural!”

18. No name – Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!” Pasahero: “Boss, Cubao?”

19. Jen – Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: “Anong ‘P’ ang Tagalog ng ’storey’ o ‘floor’ ng building?” Contestan: “PIP PLOR!”

20. No name – An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: “Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko ‘wala akong kasama’”

21. Rome – I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: “It’s a 4-digit number.” He answered, “Uhm ‘ROCKY’?”

22. Slowbyslow – I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: “One cup of chino please.”

23. Eve – An officemate once asked: “Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?”

24. Asht – I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: “Uy, stripes din! It’s the color of the day!”

25. Ruby – My sister said of our neighbor who was our arch enemy: “Mamatay na sana kapitbahay natin!” I told her not to say that, coz it might bounce back to us. Then she said, “Ah ganun ba yun? In that case, mamatay na sana tayo!”

26. No name – When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, “Hey, I got a missed call!” My friend said, “Anong sabi?”

27. Jonalou22 – From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”. Host Edu Manzano asked: “Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?” Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”

28. Joeygirl – We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, “Hala, brownout!” Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.

29. Eliteblood – A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: “Ma’am, I already changed your monthly period.”

30. Draco’s Biatch – A home economics teacher asked us: “How do you make wet floor and tow duff?” Translation: “How do you make wheat flour and tough dough”.

31. Kate Molds – During a shower party for my friend, the married women were giving tips on the do’s & dont’s of sexual intercourse, when the bride asked: “Hindi ba kasama yung betlog sa pinapasok?”

32. Loi Pogi – Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay pa.”

Usapang manoy!

1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.

2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large penis.” Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we’ll shut up now.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

9. An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad

11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better “semen displacement” you’ll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That’s according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the “scooping” mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

12. The penis that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 — that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It’s good to be king.

13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm — and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

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Iputok mo sa Labas

Featuring:
Ramon Bautista as Carding
Tado Jimenez as Efren Reynes III
Angel Rivero as Neknek (ang babaeng patapon)
Boy Badtrip as Voice Over

Pakinggan ang buong istorya dito.

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Nakakatawa siya dahil sa script at gamit na mga salita. Maganda ang kwento niya na sumasalamin sa realidad. Isang probinsyanong nangarap na tumira sa maynila upang maging skwater. Pinakita rin dito ang pag kontrol at pagkasakim ng mga naghaharing uri. Isang realidad na nangyayari sa ating bansa. May mga kulturang pinoy din na pinakita dito tulad na lamang ng pagiging konserbatibo ng isang Pilipina.

Magandang kwento at script. Isa siyang maganda at epektibong paraan ng pagpapakita ng tunay na nangyayari sa kasalukuyan sa pamamaraang hindi nakakainip. Komedyang may sipa sa bawat Pilipino.
salamat kay renwick sa pagbahagi ng kwentong ito.

Pinoys humor nasa pagkain na.

Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT’S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts…)

1. TAPSILOG – Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog

2. LONGSILOG – Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog

3. HOTSILOG – Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog

4. PORKSILOG – Pork, Sinangag, Itlog

5. CHICKSILOG – Chicken, Sinangag Itlog

6. AZUCARERA – Adobong Aso

7. LUGLOG – Lugaw, Itlog

8. PAKAPLOG – Pandesal, Kape, Itlog

9. KALOG – Kanin, Itlog

10. PAKALOG – Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog

11. MAALOG NA BETLOG – Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog

12. BAHAW – Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig
ano)

13. KALKAL – Kalderetang Kalabaw

14. HIMAS – Hipon Malasado

15. HIMAS SUSO – Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso

16. HIMAS PEKPEK – Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan

17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI – Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo,
Malasado, Laing, Kilawin

18. DILA – Dinuguan, Laing

19. DILAAN MO – Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo

20. BOKA BOKA – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape

21. BOKA BOKA MO PA – Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape,
Molong Pancit

22. KANTOT – Kanin, Tortang Talong

23. KANTOT PA – Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit

24. SIGE KANTOT PA – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Pancit
25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit – Take out

26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA – Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo

27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA – Sinigang na Pige,
Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out with Ketchup

28. PAKANTOT – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong

29. PAPAKANTOT – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong

30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA – Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Kapeng Barako

31. PAKANTOT SA YO – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Saging + Yosi

32. PAKANTOT KA – Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Kape

33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA – Pandesal, Kanin,
Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya,
Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit

34. SUBO – Sugpo, Bopis

35. SUBO MO – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo

36. SUBO MO PA – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit

37. SUB O MO PA MAIGE – Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige

38. SUBO MO TITE KO – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,
Kochinta

39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS – Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola
Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis

40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! – …same as #39,
minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.

Kainan na!!!

Gay Dictionary (Pinoy style)

Karaniwang maririnig kapag nagsamasama ang mga bading sa tapsilugan para maglandian at magkwnetuhan. hahaha….

eto na. Alamin mo ng maige at baka ikaw na ang tinutukoy ng katabi mong bading sa usapan nila.

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT

“Girl!”, “Lolah!”, “Ateh!”, “Mamah!”, “Titah!”, “Sister!”, “Mother!”, “Bakla!”

PROPER NOUNS

Ace Sanchez – a top

Aglipay – ugly Pinay ( jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner )

Ana, Anaconda – ahas, traidor

Anita Linda, Aida – A.I.D.S.

Ate Vangie – gamot pampatulog (Ativan Gang)

Ate Vi – atrebida

Backstreet Boys – cute guys sa likuran mo

Bayombong, Nueva Viscaya – masturbate

Bebang, Mayta – maid

Blusang Itim – mga bakla na gumanda nang maayusan sa parlor

Cathy Santillan, Kate Gomez, Cathy Mora, Cathy Dennis – makati, malibog

Chabelita – chubby

Chanda Romero – tummy (ang laki ng Chanda Romero nung pulis) / an old woman

Chiquito – maliit

Churchill – sosyal

Crayola Khomeni – iyak

Dakota Harrison P! laza – malaki tite

Debbie Gibson – give

Duty Free – maliit ang nota

Ella Mae (Saeson), Ella Fitzgerald, Ella Luansing – state of feeling horny

Eva Kalaw – evak

Felix Bakat – bakat ang tite (sa brief or pants)

Girlie Rodis – babae

Givenchy – give, pahingi

Halls – tsupa

Indiana Jones – hindi sumipot

Janjalani, Pocahontas – bakla na palaging late o indyanera

Jennilyn (Mercado) – cheap, chaka

Joana Paras – asawa

Julanis Morisette, Reyna Elena – umuulan

Julie Andrews – mahuli

Kelvinator, Kelvina – babaeng mataba, sinlaki ng refrigirator

Leticia Ramos Shahani – shabu

Lilet – bading na bagets

Lucita Soriano – loss na, sorry pa

Lucrecia Kasilag – baliw

Luz Clarita, Luz Clarita, Luz Valdez – talo, loss ang beauty

Maharlika, Mahalia Jackson – mahal

Manilyn Reynes – malibog

Miss Nigeria – negra

Murriah Carey, Morayta – mura

Nora Daza – magluto

Oprah Winfrey, O.P.M. – oh, promise me, pangako, utang

Phil Collins – Philcoa

Purita Kalaw Ledesma, Purita Kashiwara, Pureta Malaviga – poor, dukha

Rica Paralejo, Nina Ricci – mayaman

Rita Gomez – naiirita

Ruffa – laklak

Siete Pecados – tsismosa

Thunder Cats – gurang

Tom Jones, Tommy Lee Jones – gutom

Uranus – puwet

Washington D.C. – wala

X-Men – mga dating lalaki

Yayo Aguila – dyahe

Zsa Zsa Padilla – o siya, sige!

ADJECTIVES & ADVERBS

48 years – sobrang tagal

antibiotic – antipatika

balaj, valaj – balahura

bella – boba

bigalou – big

biway, chopopo, guash – gwapo

bongga, bonggakea – super to the max

borta – malaki katawan

boyband – lalaking sintaba ng baboy

buya – nakakahiya

chaka, chuckie, shonget, ma-kyonget, chapter, jupang-pang – ugly

cheapangga, chipipay – cheap, ka-cheapan

chipipay – cheap

chopopo – gwapo

conalei – baklush

daki – dako

dites – dito

doonek – doon

effem – halatang bakla

emena gushung – malanding semenarista

fayatollah kumenis – payat

ganda lang – for free

ganders – maganda

intonses – sira, wasak

jongoloids – bobo

jowa, jowabelles, jowabella – karelasyon, boyfriend o girlfriend

jutay, juts – maliit

kabog, loss – talo!

katagalugan – matagal

katol – mukhang katulong

kirara – pangit / maitim

klapeypey-klapeypey – pumalakpak

krang-krang – hungry (same as Tom Jones)

krung-krung – sira ulo, baliw

lulu, tungril, tetetet – lesbian

mahogany, mashumers, ugmas – mabaho

majubis – mataba / gusgusin

matod – magnanakaw

nakakalurky – nakaka-shock, nakaka-takot

neuro – napaisip bigla, mind-boggler

oblation – walang saplot

otoko – lalakeng lalaki

pamin, paminta, pamentos, pamenthol – discreet gay guy

pinkalou – pink

pranella – praning

quality control – maganda ang quality

sangkatuts – marami, isang katutak

shala – sosyal

shogal – matagal

shokot, bokot – takot

shonga, shongaers, planggana – tanga

shonga-shonga – tanga-tanga

shonget, makyonget – ugly

shontis – buntis

sudems – never

tamalis – tamad

urky – nakakaloka

warla – loka-loka, nawawala sa sarili, nababaliw

wasok – contraction ng “wasak pag pasok”

wiz, waz – wala!

wrangler, thunder(s), tanders, majonders – matanda

NOUNS, PRONOUNS AND PREPOSITIONS

adez, andabelz, adesa, anda, ka-andahan, andalucia – pera

akesh, akembang – ako

badet, dinga, dingalou – bading

berru – beer

borlog – tulog, power nap

bottomesa, bottones – a bottom

bufra – boyfriend

carrou, carosa – car

cheese – chismis

chimi, chimini, chimi-aa, chimini-aa – maid

constru – construction worker
daot – ahas, traitor

ditey, ditich, ditraks – dito

feelanga – crush

fiampey – singit, etits, flower

garapata – vaklush na punggok na majubis

gardini – security guard
oishi – shabu

gulay, pechay, bilatch, tahong – babae

hada – oral gay sex

hammer – pakonyo effect sa mga prosti or callboy, “pokpok”

havana – mahabang mukha

hipon – maganda ang katawan pero panget

itich, itechlavu – ito

itich-me-how – etits, penis

jipamy – jeep

jowa, jowawis – lover, boy/girlfriend

jubelita – vaklita, batang bading

kat-kat – sosyal na tawag sa katulong

katol, chimay – katulong

kyota – bata

kyotatalet – sanggol

likil, mentos, future – lalaki

merlat, melat, bilat, mujer – babae

nota, notes – penis

pa-uring – a bottom

performance artist – mahilig mag-inarte

potato queen – chink for chinks

red alert – menstruation

rice queen – chink folks who go for white guys (?)

colbam, sholbam – callboy

shulupi – pulubi

shumod, shumodity – tamod

suba, bugarou – cigarette

success story – babae/lalaki na mukhang katulong na may lover na foreigner na masalapi
katuray – baklang mukhang katulong na mataray

tayelz – tayo

variables – barya, coins

wigwam – wig

VERBS

bacstroke – bugbugin

bet, fillet – gusto

bionic, bayas, bayis – magjakol

bona, kimbash, uring – tirahin sa pwet

bongkang, shongkang, tsuplukan – kumantot

booking – to hook up with someone

borlog, tulogsi – matulog

dramamin – umaastang lalaki

entourage, enter the dragon – pumasok

getluck – kuhanin

gora, godelya – go

hada, koflang, kops – suck

jeverly, kalaw, erna – dudumi

krompal – sampal, but with an attitude (kasi may kasamang kuko)

lafez, lafang, lafour – kain

nomo-nomo, normok – inom

payola – pay

rampage – rampa

rendez-vous – takbo

shonggal – tanggal

sight – look

strungga – nenok, nakaw

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lou

pinkalou – pink
carou – car
chuvalou – common __expression
chiva-lou – hada or bj
orangalou – anal sex from the rootword oranga
pagurlalou – pa-girl
chufalou – hada

china

payolachina – pay
pangitchina – pangit
chupachina – blow job
mukachina – face

ra/delya

pagodora, pagodelya – tired
bongadera, bongadelya – ang ganda mo day

grabedora, grabedelya – grabe

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one pokels – piso
one hammer – P 100
one kiaw – P 1,000

P 1,553 – one kiaw, five hammer, at nyifti three pokels

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Spanish – Filipino Gaylingo
Chorizo de Bilbao – penis
Grande – malaki

Granada de Espa�a – grabe

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ANO ANG BAGONG TAW! AG SA JOWA IN THE NEW MILLENIUM?

It depends.

Pag one-time hada lang: STUDIO CONTESTANT.
Pag more than once at frequent ang encounter: MONTHLY FINALIST.
Pag nagkaka-develop-an na: GRAND FINALIST.
Pag nagsasama na at ibina-bahay: LUCKY HOME PARTNER.
Pag call-in callboy: LUCKY TEXT PARTNER lang.

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Chorvah has its etymology from the Greek word cheorvamus meaning “for lack of the right word to say”, or “in place of anything you want to express but cannot verbalize”. Ibig sabihin pala, siya ay parang “aloha” sa wikang Hawaiiano, which can mean many, many things. “Chorvah” can be used as:

1. Noun: “ano” / “kwan” / “or something”

- “Ate Glow, kelan yung birthday chorvah ni Big Mike?”

- “Hoy, Vicky ‘to, whatcha gonna wear ba? The sporty or the chinese chorvah mo?

2. Adjective: used if you want to be polite.

- “Ang chorvah naman niyan!”

( So, ano ba? Pangit ba o maganda? Baduy ba or ang arte?)

They will never know what you really mean. How polite!

3. Verb: can replace any verb

- “Chorvah lang ng chorvah!”

Chorvah is such an amazing word, it lets you choose your own adventure. At least you will never be accused of putting words in somebody else’s mouth. If you don’t have anything to say, or you can’t find the right word to say, or you want to say something but you don’t know how to say it, just say CHORVAH!

Variations: Chuvah, Chenes, Chenelyn

Titing Pulitiko…

Mag iingat kay itay.

Please read the story first…

Sometimes you think you know the peoplewho are close to you..but beware.
Please excuse the graphic nature of how this story is told but I believe it
is necessary to highlight the
important lesson within.

“Huwag Po Itay….”

Dear Joe,

Nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi.
Hinding-hindi ko
makakalimutan ang gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan noonnguni’t maalinsangan
ang simoy ng hangin.

Ako ay nagsusuklay sa aking silid, katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at
nakatapis pa lamang noon. Narinig kong kumakatok si Itay sa aking pinto.
Nang sagutin ko ang pagkatok niya ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming
mag-usap at humiling na papasukin siya. Binuksan ko ang pinto at siya’y
kagyat na pumasok sa aking silid.

Laking pagkagulat ko nang ipinid niya at susian ang pinto. Hinawakan ni
Itay ang aking mga kamay, hinaplos-haplos niya ang aking buhok, ang aking
mukha, pinaraan niya ang kanyang mga daliri sa aking kilay, sa aking mga
pisngi,sa aking mga labi. ! Napasigaw ako.

“ITAY, huwag, huwag! Ako’y inyong anak! Utang na loob, Itay!” Nguni’t
parang walang narinig ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang
ginagawa. Ipinikit ko na lamang ang aking mga mata dahil ayaw kong makita
ang mukha ng aking ama habang ipinagpapatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa sa
akin.

Naririnig ko si Inay sumisigaw habang binabayo ang pinto at nagpipilit na
ito’y buksan, “Hayop ka! hayop ka! Huwag mong gawin iyan sa anak mo! Huwag
mong sirain ang kanyang kinabukasan”.

Subalit wala ring nagawa si Inay, hindi rin siya pinakinggan ni Itay.
Nanatili na lamang akong walang katinag-tinag at ipinaubaya ko na lamang
ang aking sarili sa anumang gustong gawin ng aking Itay.

Pagkalipas ng ilang oras ay tumigil na rin ang aking Itay. Iniharap niya
ako sa salamin ay ganoon na lamang ang aking pagkamangha at pagkagulat sa
aking nakita. Magaling naman palang mag-make-up si Itay.

Nang gabing iyon ay nagtapat sa akin ang aking ama. vaklesh pala siya.
Labis akong nagalak sa
galing at husay ng aking ama. Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend
dahil lalo akong gumanda ngayon. Niyakap ko si Itay at pareho kaming
napaluha sa labis na kagalakan. Masaya na kami ngayon at nabubuhay nang
matiwasay.

Lovingly yours,
BADONG (see pictures below)

Bb. Pilipinas World Janina San Miguel

Sobrang nakakatawa talaga, hindi ako makasulat. panoorin niyo nalang. Si Ms. Janina San Miguel isang contestant sa Binibining Pilipinas. Take note… nanalo siya bilang Bb. Pilipinas World. isa lang ang masasabi ko, anong nangyayare sa bansa naten at lalong lalo na sa entertainment scene. wahahaha…

My Boss and his Underdog.

My Boss and his Underdog.

thanks to ico for the pic… nice job.

Box office film!

Ang pinaka sikat na pelikula sa ngayon. Mag iisang buwan na mula nung pumutok ang pelikulang ito. Usapan na sa kung saan saang lugar sa jeepney, sa taxi, sa tricycle, sa barberya, sa karinderya, sa tapsilugan at iba pa. Naalala ko nung unang araw na nagsimula ito at nasa La Salle Greenhills pa si Lozada napanood ko ang unang prescon niya, mga alas 3 ng umaga ata yon. Tapos sunod kong nasaksihan ang buong araw ang unang senate hearing niya na pinanood ko mula 10am hanggang 10pm ata. Mukha pa siyang takot na takot noon dahil parang wala siyang kakampi at hindi siya makapangyarihan.

Matapos ang ilang linggo, ngayon ay nababalitaan ko na palibot libot na sa iba’t ibang skwelahan si Lozada at laging present sa iba’t ibang rally. Ngayon ay mukha na siyang walang takot dahil nakuha niya agad ang tiwala ng mga Pilipinong manonood. At isa ko sa mga naniniwala kanya noon. Pero sa ngayon ay medyo nagiiba na ang ihip ng hangin, dahil mukhang nababahiran na siya ng mga trapo na nakapaligid sa kanya. Sana mali ang iniisip ko pero eto ang aking opinyon sa aking na obserbahang takbo ng mga pangyayari.

Saan kaya ito patungo? Saan kaya papunta ang krisis na ito? Ano kaya ang magiging ending ng pelikulang ito? Bigla nalang kaya ito matatapos ng walang nananagot? Napakaraming tanong sa aking isipan at sa isip ng karamihan.

Mabuhay ang mga tambay na may pakialam sa mga nangyayare sa bansa naten.