Sobrang nakakatawa talaga, hindi ako makasulat. panoorin niyo nalang. Si Ms. Janina San Miguel isang contestant sa Binibining Pilipinas. Take note… nanalo siya bilang Bb. Pilipinas World. isa lang ang masasabi ko, anong nangyayare sa bansa naten at lalong lalo na sa entertainment scene. wahahaha…
OMG! un lng.. wahahaha
hahaha…
oh my god…..
parang ako ata ang nahihiya para sa kanya…
how poor….
Hindi ko napanood ang pageant Sayang, nasira kasi ang tv namin. Anyway, palagi akong nanonood ng Bb. Pilipinas and other prestigious beauty pageants; 8 year old pa ako noong nagsimula akong manood ng Bb. Pilipinas. Maga 40 plus na ako ngayon. Alam nyo may mga pagkakataon din na hindi importante sa judges or sa management ng pageant kung may sense o wala ang sinasabi ng candidate. Minsan pa nga sa Miss Universe tinatanggal nila ang sound sa Q and A portion para hindi marinig ng judges ang sagot pero dinig ng audience. The Judges look only on the facial expressions and composure of the candidate to see what she looks like under pressure, kung poise pa rin ba sya o mukha nang bangkay sa nerbyos. So tama nga na hindi lang English ang mahalaga.
Hindi ko napanood ang pageant Sayang, nasira kasi ang tv namin. Anyway, palagi akong nanonood ng Bb. Pilipinas and other prestigious beauty pageants; 8 years old pa ako noong nagsimula akong manood ng Bb. Pilipinas. Mag 40 plus na ako ngayon. Alam nyo may mga pagkakataon din na hindi importante sa judges or sa management ng pageant kung may sense o wala ang sinasabi ng candidate. Minsan pa nga sa Miss Universe tinatanggal nila ang sound sa Q and A portion para hindi marinig ng judges ang sagot pero dinig ng audience. The Judges look only on the facial expressions and composure of the candidate to see what she looks like under pressure, kung poise pa rin ba sya o mukha nang bangkay sa nerbyos. So tama nga na hindi lang English ang mahalaga.
There is “fake” wannabee sohpisticate who calls herself “herMatildaness”.
That stupid bitch, whose English writing skills are as good as Miss World Philippines’ speaking skills has the nerve to “boast” that she is a graduate from the Univeristy of Santo Tomas.
Doesn’t she know that all the Filipina ladies who work as ‘maids’ also graduated from there?
My maid, here in the U.S., graduated from the University of Santo Tomas…
Hey Komedya, ARE YOU A FOB that speaks English with a heavy, heavy Tagalog “aksent”?
Sounds like you are. Look be honest with yourself and the world. The reason Filipinos want Tagalog as a national language is not to forge an identity.
It is because the people in Manila, who think they are the most superior of all Filipinos were made fun of in the United States by American born Filipinos whose first language IS ENGLISH!
Point blank! So stop trying to convince yourselves that you need a language to have a distinct identity. There are 4 million first-language English speaking Filipinos, 400 million first language English speakers world-wide, and an additional 500 million who speak English as a formidable second language.
So, Tagalog is important, HOW?
After laughing at Janina, go to the mirror and laugh at yourself. THEN, take a world map, point to the Philippines and laugh all night!
Okay FOB’s?
Thank you!
What’s the big fuss over Miss World Philippines’ crappy English. Don’t all FOB’s talk this way?
Honey,
Can you people at this blog page write and speak English? Or are you embarassed?
F.O.B’s embarass us, American born Filipinos, when you guys visit the U.S.
Do you have to talk Tagalog in public? It sounds so pre-historic and barbaric. To be honest, it sounds ugly.
If you would of just kept English as the medium of instruction in schools, maybe we would not be so embarassed to be Filipino.
Instead, you have people like YOU on this page, who only write in Tagalog because you speak English so bad.
Typical FOB’s.
This is a FOB page.
Yuk. FOB!
Is it true that FOB men of the Philippines are uncircumcised? GROSS!
Why do you think Filipino-Americans don’t even want to learn Tagalog. Ladies may think we are diseased-infested-Tagalog-speakers.
It’s so embarassing when Filipinos speak Tagalog in public in California. The funny thing is they think speaking two languages is cool. Yes if its English and Spanish, English and French, English and Japanese, but not Tagalog. It’s only for dirty people.
I hate F.O.B’s. All of them!
Hey there Hanford High,
There’s a new team in town,
I said we’re rockin’ and rollin’
We can’t slow down.
We’re rough and and tough,
yet so unique,
let’s get our act together,
and watch us do the beat.
And the beat goes,
boom
boom-boom,
boom-boom-boom
Hey!
GHS is number one!
Girl,
Went out with a cute Filipino last night. Honey, we went to his condominium to have sex. He dropped his pants and I found out he was CHINESE!
Honey, got dressed, called the taxi. I told him the reason. Honey, his penis was so small I slapped his damn face! He wasted my Saturday night. I mean were talking “magnifying glass” small!
Chantay, you are stupid to go out with Chinese men to begin with. He may have been Filipino, but his last name was TAN.
That is totally chinese in any nationality. Ha-ha-ha. Next time know your history.
Girl, some Chinese men have “pubic-hair” longer than thier penis. Embarassing!
How are women suppose to wet between their pants if a “needle” is the only thing Chinese men have to offer?
Komedya,
How big are you? Wait a minute, you are a man aren’t you? Oops, you aren’t gay are you?
Come to think of it, only gay men find interest in beauty pageants.
My bad.
Chantay,
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, You slapped his face because his penis was small?
Girl, I’d be so mad I get a butcher knife to cut it off! Wait a minute, he’s Chinese right. You wouldn’t been able to find it, much less cut it off.
I guess you had no option but to slap his face!
Fuck you dorie.
Fuck you too Chantay! Don’t get mad because you didn’t get any big pieces of meat this week-end.
Dorie,
You’re probably right. I mean, masterbating ‘aint’ gonna do it! But girl, you should have SEEN how small his penis was.
I mean, you know how “big” new born babies are when they are less than a year? Well, honey, that is how big this guy was…or should I say that is how small this guy was.
I mean, I always heard that Chinese men weren’t “well endowed”, but girl, this one wasn’t even “endowed” at all. He said he was Filipino! I said Filipino? I looked at his penis and said “Honey, I don’t think so!” GIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
Don’t you think he deserved a slap in his face?
Shit, I was horny Saturday night too. It cost 15 bucks for the cover charge at that club.
Chantay,
Just tell as many ladies and female college students who go to that club as you can. Men like that should just stick to their own women. They are the ones who are used to teeny-weenies.
Girl, if doesn’t feel like taking a reverse shit upwards, it ain’t gonna satisfy me.
So, I don’t blame you!
Thanks Dorie!
Your welcome Chantay.
Remember, here are chinese last names,
“lee, chu, ching, chang, lu, tan, ang, chi, ng, or anything with one syllable with two to four letters…okay? Because more likely than not, they are Chinese. It would be a waste your time to go home with one, especially if you are horny.
There only good to “use” them to help you with your science and math homework. You could dump their friendships when the semester is over. I mean, everybody does it. They are Chinese, those people have no feelings.
I usually let them play with my clitoris as a thank you for them helping me with my homework. That’s all they are really good for. I never have any of thenm intercourse me, though. I wouldn’t be able to feel a thing! I’d be faking it. I DON’T THINK SO!
Regular filipinos have names like,
rojas, lopez, gonzales, rodriguez,,, you know spanish-sounding. You’re okay there…or the indigenous ones that has more than three syllables.
Good luck.
Dorie
See, now I’m horny again. I just got up to go grab lunch. My chair is wet!
See ya,
Chantay
Chantay,
Well at least wipe your chair before your next class! I mean “come-on” now girl! LOL
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, I know you shame! Good one though. lol.
Will do!
chantay!
girl, you know what i would have done? i would have taken a picture of HIM, then his penis. then create public flyers warning the female patrons at these night clubs in westwood, and post them on the public billboards on sunset blvd. yes, i would…and have!
Teesha,
That’s a great idea! Thanks. Teesha, girl, we are talking “magnifying-microscopic” small. I have never seen anything like it, and I’ve seen quite a few!
Now that I think about it, I really embarassed him, by leaving his apartment after slapping him.
It’s just you know how chinese people are. They are so ruthless anyways, who cares if their feeling are hurt, if they have any feelings at all. You know, there just into money and shit like that. That’s why people don’t care for them much.
especially the fobby chinese-filipinos. they are the grossest. it’s too bad. all that education, money, nice cars and a penis the size of a worm. p a t h e t i c !! i’m embarassed for them!
I hear you!
dorie, did you see that cute Filipino guy in our Philosophy 101 class.
Don’t bother, he’s a FOB. I mean, he speaks Tagalog and then speaks English with a twang and an accent. (YUK) Isn’t that embarassing! He probably eats dog too. You know, most FOBS eat dogs. GROSS!
GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, I saw him at the campus center eating with a roast chicken with a fork and SPOON! A frickin SPOON! I was totally embarassed for him. What a turn off.
Listen, I gotta go. I’ll rap with you soon.
Tootles.
Tina, I know which dude you were talking about. Your right, he’s a FOB and a turn-off.
I met him for the first time last semester. Before you know it, he’s telling how rich he and his family is in the philippines, and about his maids, drivers and all that shit.
FOB or what? I mean, is this how they conduct themselves in the Philippines when meeting someone for the first time? I mean, FOB-city to the ultimate!
Next time, when speaking to a FOB make fun of thier accent by mimicking it yourself. You know, mix up the F and P words, or the V and B words, and hard on the t’s.
Oh yes, then point with your lips. That is the ultimate FOB charactistic isn’t it?
Girl, gotta tell you about this Filipina Fob girl, her name is “Chet Roxas”. Girl, she is so dumb! How dumb is she?
I said ” Chet, look at the DEAD bird!”
Chet looks “up!”
FOB or what?
Tina HUSH! LOL LOL LOL LOL,
Did she point with her lips? Most FOB’s do!
Don’t mess with Chet. She’s a cool FOB. You know why she’s cool? Because not one time did she ask if;
1) I were Filipina…
2) If I spoke Filipino…
3) Am I married, have babies, you know how FOB’s do…nosy quest.
She has a lot of class. I consider her my friend.
Then she’s not a FOB, she’s considered a Filipina-national. There is a big difference you know?
Chantay,
Keesha didn’t make the song-girl squad! he-he-he. Girl, she wouldn’t listen to us when we told her to go on a starvation diet. They don’t accept girls over 105 lbs to try-out!
The other night she was eating a double cheeseburger and a large order of french fries! Then she was trying out for the squad yesterday!
I heard when she did the splits, she couldn’t get back up. That’s a damn shame!
Dorie, Tina, Chantay, and Keesha! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHES DOING?
damn, the “herMatildaness” blog everyone is talkin’ about is something else.
I mean she kinda looks like Queen Kong and Jaws.
She is so gross. She claims that she’s from Santo Thomas University or some shit like that.
She forgets that there are a lot of univeristy graduates from the Philippines who are farmers and maids.
She really is a fake.
What’s worse;
a) a Chinese-Filipino with a small penis,
b) a good looking Filipino-man who speaks English with an accent and admits knowing how to speak tagalog? (gross)
Honey, both are equally embarasssing.
Chantay,
How deep are you, one, two or three inches? Girl, I know you shamed!
“I’ve been married to the name Matilda around ages ago”….
People this is a quote from QUEEN KONG MATILDA…This FOB is criticizing Ms. Philippines World?”
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol….
Now CAN YOU GET FOBBIER THAN MATILDA? OH MY GOD…
“I’ve been married to the name Matilda around ages ago!”
“I’ve been married to the name Matilda around ages ago!”
Damn-fuckin’-stupid! AROUND AGES AGO! WHAT THE FUCK!
She comments; Janina and I are not at the same level?
Okay, Janina is a beauty among Humans. Matilda, (did anyone see her photo) is an ape amongst the animals in the ZOO!
The bitch Matilda, thinks we are “defending” Janina. Yes, but what’s gotten more fun is we are picking on Matilda Kong because she is a FOB!
Philippines, if you don’t want to act like a FOB and don’t really know what a FOB is, please study MATILDA!
SHE IS A FUCKIN’ FOB! Go to her page. FOB, FOB, FOB…..Magilla Gorilla! FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB ! Damn, what a FOB!
Everybody, go to “herMatildaness” and see what a 100% FOB looks like and acts like.
CHECK OUT THAT PHOTO THAT LOOKS LIKES A LESBIAN IN HEAT!
HerMatildaness; that stupid bitch, who is making fun of another FOB that is a beauty queen, writes like this;
“…..married to the name Matilda around ages ago” WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? “around ages ago”….In addition, the stupid chimpanzee lookin’ FOB can’t even conjugate her verbs correctly.
We, the 25 people in this dorm, would like to see puta Matilda make a video displaying her English skills.
If she even speaks with an accent, she will be the laughing stock of the worse kind. “English is my second language” is NOT AN EXCUSE.
This is cyberspace PEOPLE. No holds barred…what a fuckin’ fob of a bitch! Shit, this is why Fil-Americans are ashamed of people who speak Tagalog. Fuckin’ FOBs!
But, she could talk about others, but she’s just as embarassing because we CHALLENGED HER to create a VIDEO displaying her English skills.
Oh my gosh! Matilda the gorilla?
Yes, please encourage Matilda to create a video displaying her usage of English. I hope to god she doesn’t speak with an “accent”. If she does, that is a stupid, stupid hypocrite.
Here in the U.S., we Americans of Filipino descent play by different rules. Fuck Janina, it’s more fun fuckin’-up Matilda’s ego.
Attitude…she’s a FOB…Fob’s are WANNABEES!
Matilda, say F….say O…..say B…..and then repeat 1000 times.
How is life at the zoo? Stupid puta!
Come on, show us American born Filipinos how YOU speak English and prove us all wrong. Come on…we CHALLENGE you! I pray- for your sake- you don’t have the slightest accent.
We know you won’t, because you are a FOB!
Did anyone see HerMatildaNess? Hey Matilda, make a video displaying your “perfect” ENGLIS SPEAKING SKILLS, and let the American born Filipinos judge it…You can shut us all up, should your English be up to par with a first language speaker.
I know, I know…”well, English is my ’second’ language!” Well stupid fob, this is cyberspace! You create a blog to challenge? Well, we challenge you to create a video displaying YOUR English VERBAL skills!
Sounds fair, doesn’t it? By you not doing so, defines the already known fact, that you are a FOB to the TRUEST and RACIST sense of the word.
Matilda-Gorilla-Ruby-Queen Kong-Puta…is your true name.
You a want a little constructive criticisim? Your god-awful photo that makes you like like a lesbian-gorilla with a red blouse, needs to go…like yesterday.
Second, get some breast enlargements.
Third, learn to speak English “without” an irrating FOB accent from Manila.
Fourth, then criticize Ms. Philippines.
It’s only logical. If not, take your throne at the zoo!
I noticed, herMatildaness, doesn’t even know how to conjugate simple present verbs. Check it out. This are quotes from her “BB Turns Comedy;
“…about if she ’speak’ in Filipino and bring an interpretor..”
(from her article regarding the page)
“…there is one crazy person who ‘continue’ to..”
(from her article responing to our unposted comments)
This is to name a few. All over her blog pages, there are totally comical erros. COMICAL because she CLAIMS to be a graduate from the University of Santo Thomas. If indeed she is, then the writers of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES were absolutely correct in thier sarcastic opinion of educational system in the Philipines.
Then, she’s “challenging” Janina to “do better?”
Ladies and gentlemen of the Philippines, she is a FOB!
HerMatildaNess, is a total fake. In her response to one her commenters, she quotes;
“…this blog entry is posted so that criticisms will serve as a challenge to her..?”
People, people, people.
Look at her photo. Now she looks like a human ape, with big jaws, and masculine demeanor, right?
Well, why would a beautiful, seventeen year old, newly crowned Miss Phillipines World, need any “beauty and social assistance” from someone who looks like QUEEN KONG?
Does anyone else see the hypocrisy? This in addition to her atrocious writing skills that showcases her inability to conjugate her simple verbs.
She is a F.O.B. in the purest sense of the word. This is NOT how Filipinos should act.
Yes, Matilda chooses not to post our comments.
I guess it is okay for her to “jump on the bandwagon” to “help” Miss Philippines. (Like the 50 plus pages dedicated to “helping” Miss Philippines aren’t enough already).
Matilda, actually we are “helping” you. Do you know the meaning of “emphathy?”
Well we are “helping” you to experience the definition of this particular word in order for you to understand situations better.
The fact that you don’t, makes you a FOB!
CAN WE TALK? That herMatildaness is trying to “challenge” a beauty queen to DO BETTER?
It’s like a Chinese-Filipino man with a little penis, “challenging” a black man who is well endowed to how to put a smile on women’s faces during lovemaking!
MATILDA KONG-JAWS….PLEASE!
herMatildaness,
The only “challenge” she can provide is how to swing on vines! Ooops, sorry girl, monkeys swing on vines, you are a gorilla. I apologize for my error.
Honey, did anyone check out herMatildaNess’ photo?
She’s sporting a red blouse in that god-awful pose, AND trying to show some cleavage. Her breasts are no bigger than two dried-up raisins! That’s a cryin’ shame!
Mr. Komedya,
Does Janina feel any pressure right now?
Better question, “Does HerMatildaNess feel any pressure right now?”
lol, lol, lol,lol
All this Matilda-bashing should have not occurred if she was the daughter of Gemma Cruz, Gloria Diaz or Margarita Moran. The fact of the matter is, she appears to the daughter of Godzilla.
Why should we not berate, I’m sorry ‘challenge’, someone who is a hypocrite?
HerMatildaNess,
You appear to be the daughter of Godzilla. If you are, do you live nearby Tarzan and Jane?
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE…
herMatildaness has a history of entering pageants. She was rather successful at the Miss Gorilla Philippines pageant.
She did very well, she was 4th runner-up. Congratulations to her! The problem was there were only two contestants!
I heard when Ruby Matilda/herMatildaness was born, she was rather ugly. I mean, she was so pathetically ugly that upon exiting her mother’s womb, the doctor pulled her out, looked at her face, then proceeded to slap her MOTHER!
I heard herMatildaness isn’t so smart.
A reliable source informed me that as they were taking a stroll, he noticed a dead bird.
He told Matilda, “Hey, look at the DEAD BIRD! !”
Matilda,…looks UP!
LOL LOL LOL,
I just checked out herMatildaness. Here, you have stupid bitch making fun of another stupid bitch!
“married to my name AROUND AGES AGO?” Wait, a fricken minute. Who in the HELL are we supposed to be laughing AT?
“if she SPEAK in Filipino and BRING an interpreter? Giiirrrl!
Does SHE talk like this in PUBLIC? What the f@##.
“if she spik in Pilipino” is what Matilda Gorilla probably sounds like!
“if she speak in Filipino?” Stupid Santo Thomas graduate. It is…
… she SPEAKS in Filipino and BRINGS an interpreter! STUPID FOB!
She didn’t go to UST, she went to Desperate Housewives College!
What a joke! And yes CHANTAY, she does look like a LESBIAN GORILLA!
Okay my turn!
Hey Matilda, come to the U.S. Universal Studios is thinking of remaking JAWS and KING KONG.
You could try out for the leads. And YOU WON’T NEED A COSTUME!
One day, Matilda-Ruby-Jaws, went deep sea fishing out in the South China Sea.
She fell off the boat and into the ocean and people thought she drowned and was proclaimed dead. Instead, she found her long lost family and is living ‘uglily’ ever after!
Matilda took her young cousins to the Manila Zoo one weekend. The sirens blasted off, the authorities grabbed Matilda, dragged to her to the “animals from the jungle” section, opened the cage and threw her in!
She escaped…but now she is blogging. Someone call the animal authorities! We’ve found the “un-evolved” creature!
Matilda is nasty!
Her boyfriend had a dream.
Boyfriend: “Matilda, I had an odd dream last night”
Matilda: “What was the dream about?”
Boyfriend: “Well it was an auction.”
Matilda: “That doesn’t sound odd.”
Boyfriend: “Well, they were auctioning off vaginas.”
Matilda: “Wow, that is odd!”
Boyfriend: “Yes, virgin-tight vaginas for $10,000 and overused-loose vaginas for $10.
Matilda: “Really? Well, how much was a vagina my size being auctioned-off for?”
Boyfriend: “WHERE DO YOU THINK THE AUCTION WAS HELD?”
LOL LOL LOL! BOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Matilda, how does Janina feel? You should know now!
Matilda was invited to a party during her high school days. She was a popular girl. She was invited to many parties, sometimes she lost track.
She showed up to one party one night, when the host opened the door, gave her a hug but told her that the COSTUME PARTY was scheduled for NEXT WEEK!
She was so angry for she was not wearing a costume. She got on her broom and flew home!
Matilda is an aspiring teacher! She was interning to be a elementary school teacher, and most children offer thier teacher gifts on the first day of class. Most teachers would receive apples and/or flowers.
Matilda received bananas and vines!
Matilda has such little breasts, that when she went to the gambling casino, the they played “Mahjong” on chest!
The only other person with JAWS as big as Matilda’s is Frankenstien!
Yep, Matilda doesn’t purchase earrings at the jewelry store….
She buys “bolts” to place on both sides of her neck.
Check out Matilda’s picture with her red blouse, “tryin’ to show cleavage with nothing there, and with her hands on her hips!
Damn girl, you should of placed your hands on your tiny-breasts. People might of thought you had some tits!
FILIPINO-AMERICANS I N…T H E…H O U S E
HEY MATILDA!
WE SLING AND INSULTS WITH BRICKS!
WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE L U N A T I C S!
Your words, baby gorilla!
Judges: Janina, “do you feel any pressure right now?”
Janina: No, but MATILDA-GORILLA-RUBY-KONG DOES!
Hey, Primo Komedya!
How do say “What comes around goes around” in Tagalog? It’s all good! No response needed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (L.A. slang-shout for TALAGA!)
Dude! I wanna jump in! I just saw the fake Matilda’s photo! Everybody is right. Man, judging by her face, it looks like she was jogging speedily behind a victory liner when suddenly the liner stopped! Unfortunately, Matilda didn’t…BAM! Is that why she’s wearing those funky sun-glasses?
Now, what I don’t understand about Matilda-Gorilla’s photo is, it appears that she has her hands on her hips! What’s up with that?
She claims she blogs with an ATTITUDE? Honey, you gotta be “pretty” to have an attitude.
Judging by the way she writes English, she’d better learn how to conjugate her verbs before ever thinking “ATTITUDE”.
Girl, the way you write proves you have an ACCENT! Accent DOES NOT MIX with attitude! Does she not understand that?
Matilda-Kong responded to one of commenter that she’s not jealous of Janina for she (and Janina) are not “of the same level”(?)
Is a gorilla lookin’ lesbian creature trying to imply that she is “somewhat” attractive? Oh HELLLLLLLLL NO!
Well, if you think about it, Matilda may have a point! Janina is of the human species. If you believe in evolution, than Janina did not quite evolve fully thereby making her statement valid! Ooops, my bad!
retract:
“If you believe in evolution, than Matilda did not quite evolve fully thereby make her statement valid! Oooops, my bad again!
Wow, Matilda, I’m beginning to think like an airhead like you!
I’m impressed with Matilda. Some people are bilingual, some people are bisexual, some people are bi-polar, and Matilda is bi-species.
Yes, she could assimilate with the large-JAWED sharks in the ocean, or live with the apes and gorillas in the jungles with no problem.
Damn girl, you GO!
Hey everybody, a couple of days ago MATILDA had a different picture on her “guest-book” page. She didn’t look like a gorilla/ape there.
However, she has these monstrous big bubble-eyes that reminded one of a monkey or a chimpanzee! Well, at least she’s on line with the “vine-swinging” species!
Okay, reliable sources say, Matilda loves seafood, and her favorite dessert is banana ice-cream. Doesn’t take Einstien to figure out why.
Matilda went to the beach for a swim one afternoon on a Saturday. All the children ran out of the water yelling “SHARK!”
Hey primo Komedya,
We are not insulting Matilda, we are just “challenging” her. What a fake.
The truth looks as though that she’s probably too ugly and too short to even be considered to enter a pageant, therefore thinks she has the freedom to create a page and insult a beautifully superior woman -who happens to be an airhead when speaking English- under the guise of HELPING her.
Now, who is Matilda fooling? Ugly is, as ugly will forever be. Get it Matilda?
I heard that! Helping her? What the hell kind of logic is that?
Miss World Philippines probably have “professional” consultants, tutors, agents and family to advise her.
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID! Why would the beauty queen receive advice or any psychological assistance from a half SHARK half GORILLA excuse for a female?
Okay, Janina was married to my name around ages ago!
Around ages ago, Matilda’s Shaun Shark married her mother Ann Ape at the Animal Planet Chapel.
Hey, Primo Komedya, can I borrow a couple of dollars around ages ago?
Hey Matilda, we will stop making fun of you around ages ago!
Ruby-Kong-Matilda, around ages ago my pamily was in the taf ten.
Matilda,
Around ages ago you failed to evolve into a human taf ten!
Hey Matilda, we are not jealous of you or hate you, what just want to “challenge” you to learn how to WRITE English!
What comes around, goes around. So she should not be upset! Don’t worry Matilda, your writing will get better around ages ago!
Around ages ago, ha-ha-ha..wait…around ages ago my pec-fec…wait, ‘A LONG TIME AGO, I DECIDED TO CALL MYSELF MATILDA!”
GOT IT?
Matilda, how does it FEEL to be “challenged” honey?
Lessons are learned in all stages of life…REMEMBER THAT!
G O T…I T?
Matilda and Miss Universe both went to the same university? Why would anyone mention this theory of themselves? Ooops FOBS do this all the time in the States…around ages ago!
Matilda, GOT IT?
Hey Gorilla-Matilda-Kong and all you respected Filipino-nationals, as you have witnessed, us American born Filipino-lunatics play by totally different rules when playing the game called CYBERSPACE!
Primo Komedya, SALAMAT! Peace-out!
Let us be clear, we love our Filipino heritage of our parents, we love our Filipino-national brethren who exercise integrity, we just HATE fake FOB’s like Matilda! There is a fine line, for that old saying goes, a bullshitter can detect another bullshitter no matter how diplomatic and intelligent they attempt to present themselves.
Thanks again Komedya! The Tedious Twenty are “out for the count!”
P.S.
Food for thought…The grass is always greener on the other side, but it is just as hard to maintain.
Encourage that Matilda creature to create a video displaying her attitude and English speaking skills.
The fact that she has an accent and will probably be too ashamed, defines her HYPOCRITICAL MOTIVES!
Take it slow, Komedya…
Well, Matilda if you are reading these comments, what is the difference in what you and the Filipino are doing to M.World-Philippines, and what all our colleagues have done to you?
Your feeling mean absolutely nothing, for you threw the first stone when you created a page “challenging” someone who did not need your help!
Hey, hey, hey,
Matilda is as stupid as anything…
Another blotched comment by her. In her first rebuttal to an individual, she states an opinion using, “..what she really GOT is beauty..?” GOT? This awkward and incorrect sentence, from a University of Santo Thomas grad?
The correct form would be, “..what she really HAS is beauty..?” Again, you don’t know how to use VERBS. In addition, it is a sentence explaining a current physical feature, GOT (wrong usage of a verb altogether) is a past form of GET!
Ma-titi-lda, listen and learn when using the respective VERBS, ‘got’ and ‘has’;
GET: to acquire as a result of action or effort
GOT-past form
HAS/HAVE: to be in possession of
HAD- past form
CLEAN your own house, before you try to clean your neighbor’s yard!
Girl YOU ARE A FOB!
LINGUISTIC LOONIES IN THE H O U S E !
Wow, FIL-AMS in the house view Matilda, the way she looks Ms World P.I.!
The difference?
Miss World P.I, has beauty and no brains.
Matilda, has no beauty AND no brains! ! !
HerMatildaNess, we are embarassed for you. Criticize if you will, but do it in TAGALOG. That way only 90 million people has the potential to observe and witness your hypocrisy and stupidity, oppose to 900 million who speak and write English correctly as a first or second language.
You are embarassing..TO THE MAX!
GOT IT?
Cyberspace is wonderful, isn’t it Matilda? It is a cool way to express a negative or postive opinion around ages ago!
Matilda;
(Simple present conjugation)
I speak………think……..write…….get…….have
You speak
We speak
They speak
He speaks……thinks…….writes…….gets……has
She speaks
(Past form)
I spoke…….thought……wrote……..got……..had
You
We
The
He
She
Hey Queen Kong, GOT IT?
Matilda’s wrongs;
1)..I was one of many who watch this annual event at my house.
2)..treat myself with some laughter after a day’s hard work.
3)..if she just speak in Filipino and bring an interpretor..
4)..one crazy person who continue to flood this blog..
5)..being Matilda has been married to my name around ages ago..
Correctins;
1)..I was one of “the” many, who “watches” this annual…
2)..treat myself with “a little” laughter after a “hard-day’s work”.
3)..if she just “speaks” in Filipino and “brings”
4)..one crazy person who “continues”..
5) People, this sentence takes the crown of a stupid person trying to sound intelligent. This, my filipino nationals, is FOB English!
So much for the credibility of the Univeristy of Santo Thomas!
I’m sure the professors and administrators from this prestigious institution is as proud of you, as much as you are proud of Janina San Miguel.
Give your readers a BREAK…
Matilda-Ruby is a FAKE!
Some people like Hypocrite-Matilda-Kong, enjoy pointing a finger to another individual’s imperfections. It is fun, it validates one’s insecurities, and one is exercising freedom of speech. More power to ya!
The problem is, when you point your finger, there are three pointing back. So, some people “enjoy reacting” with the three pointing back! We are also exercising our freedom of speech (albeit with an unorthodox fashion). MORE POWER TO US!
GOT IT, Matilda?
Okay Queen Kong, one more proverb to sling at you.
“It’s only a joke when ‘everyone’ in your circle is laughing. It is not a joke if one person in your circle is not laughing.”
With an “attitude” that people respect, comes discernment to project dignity for others and intergrity to oneself. You do not exhibit either quality, which makes you a FOB!
GOT IT?
Again, in the future may you only express yourself in Tagalog, so only 90 million people could ‘potentially’ view your stupidness oppose to 900 million.
Komedya. Tell all your Primos, Matilda represents what American born Filipinos define as FOB, in the most negative and embarassing form.
It is people like her, not Janina, that bring shame to the beautiful Filipino culture.
Respect to you sir!
OH MY FOB!
“The title of being Matilda has been married to my name around ages ago”?
This is a classic case of someone extremely arrogant and equally stupid, “attempting” to disguise her ignorance with sophisticated rhetoric!
Tagalog speakers, rule number one; It is better to say nothing and have people ‘think’ your stupid, then saying much and have people ‘know’ that you are stupid.
Classic case of a FOB! Truly embarassing for the University of Santo Thomas!
I checked out Matilda?
What’s this “hands on her hips” thing? What’s up with that? No, I don’t agree with y’all about the “gorilla-jaws” thing.
I just watched the Addams Family movie. She looks like “Cousin It” with a face!
Oh my, Matilda should not criticize some Filipina for screwing up her English, when her WRITING is just as embarassing. Especially for a graduate of the University of S.T. Wow, I don’t know what is worse, a dummy beauty queen the Philippines in a international pageant or a liar-hypocrite-wannabe-scholar representing the Philippines in Cyberspace?
Go figure!
NO SHE DIDN’T!
Matilda-Kong, no you didn’t. It’s like the pot calling the kettle black!
Matilda challenging Miss World Philippines to do better in pageants is like…
Matilda giving English writing advice to a Rhode Scholar!
Hey, Gorillas and Apes don’t swing on vines. Monkeys do. Well, in Matilda’s case, she does exemplify all three features.
Matilda-with an attitude? Damn bitch, you “got” that right!
Hey, you guys are serious! Matilda can’t even write properly, considering English is an official language in the Philippines and then she claims to have graduated from the most prestiguous school in the country.
Either she’s dumb and stupid or a liar. Maybe she is all three!
I just read Matilda’s profile and her page about Miss World Philippines.
I’m not sure who I’m more embarassed for?
1) A naive, nervous and young seventeen-year-old making a complete ass of herself representing the Philippines in an international venue or…
2) A university graduate,supposedly, named RUBY MATILDA whose English writing skills are far below average standards, then attempting to showcase her “self-promoted” intelligence by creating a blog to “challenge” the former.
It’s like the blind leading the deaf!
Matilda, do you know what ‘OXYMORON’ means? Better yet, do you know what MORON means?
No way IN HELL should someone who writes like Matilda – a four year graduate – who can’t even command the English language’s written usage of simple present verbs- have the AUDACITY to “challenge” a pageant queen who doesn’t have a command of English verbal skills.
Goodness, what a fob!
Okay everyone, let’s get a move on! It’s graduation week for our seniors.
Woo-hoo! Peace-out Komedya…we’ll hold off now!
Matilda,
I speak……………..simple present
I spoke……………..simple past
I am speaking………..present continue
I was speaking……….past continue
I have spoken………..present perfect
I had spoken…………past perfect
For first person singular pronouns, (he or she)
She speaks…………..simple present (add an ’s’ to the verb)
She spoke…………
She is speaking……
She was speaking……..
She has spoken…….
She had spoken…….
VERBS include all the form of “to be”, “to do”, “to have”, and all action words.
NOUNS are words that primarily man can SEE or TOUCH, or a conceptual ideas (The task, the equation…)
I mean, girl, this is an elementary school English lesson.
You just embarassed ALL OF THE PHILIPPINES!
Wow, Matilda, you just embarassed all the Filipinos around the world!
It had been better not even mentioning you are a graduate of UST. I mean, there are several post-graduate Filipino students on campus who graduated from there, and trust me, their English writing skills are impeccable! That’s right IMPECCABLE!
Maybe if you would have studied your English writing lessons more, instead of playing with your PECPEC, you would of saved yourself so much embarassment!
ha-ha-ha-ha, good one..IMPEC-PECABLE! Okay!
Matilda, when shopping for fruits, in your case bananas, do you go to the market, or to the jungle and climb-up and pull them off from the trees?
Does your mother take you grocery shopping in the jungle on her broom?
Matilda,
Which is harder? Making love to a male gorilla/ape or having intercourse with a shark/whale?
Being that your bi-species, we here, had to ask!
Komedya, you can understand now, that the meaning FOB doesn’t necessarily focus on being a Filipino-national. Nope, it can be, but that’s not the whole picture.
It is a Filipino-national that pretends to be something that they are not. So, making fun of the accent is just the icing on the cake.
Komedya,
We gave sole instructions that your page is left on this house compuater, for anyone in this dorm to take a shot at Matilda. But I think, we’ve taken too much of your space. Hey, it was worth it. For what it is worth, there was a little moral message to our madness.
Peace our primo Filipino-national!
COUSIN ITT? Wow, I just typed in Cousin Itt on google/image and I was laughing my ass off.
Hey everyone, google/image of ‘COUSIN ITT’. Then compare those photos to herMatildaness!
Jaws-Kong-Itt….wow, triple threat! oh my!
HerMatildaNess,
If you are going to make a statement questioning anybody else’s English verbal or written skills, may I strongly recommend to improve your own skills first.
You are doubly embarassing. I’m embarassed for you. I’m not going to call you any names like gorilla, jaws, cousin itt (google-image LOL), because it is unbecoming of me. Get it? Around ages ago…girl that one takes the crown!
LOL…Okay, let us analyze the silver lining to two dark clouds;
1) Should Ms. World Philippines fare poorly in the Miss World contest, then there are money-making vocations where beauty is everything and brains aren’t necessary. Take for instance, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, or porn. She may be stupid NOW, but she’ll be laughing at the bank.
2) Then you have MATILDA, aka Florence Nightingale wannabe…what can I say, with no beauty as well as no brains, she really only has one option. It is to kill herself and donate her body to science.
Matilda, you really have some nerve! I mean REALLY!
LOL LOL LOL,
COUSIN ITT (google/image) and MATILDA! They can pass off as TWINS! herMATIL-ITTness.
COUSIN ITT…go to google/image…daaaamnnnnnnnn!
Mttilda,
Let it be known, a Filipino can speak English, Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilokano, or Spanish. He or she can live any where in the world. The heritage will always live on.
There are always two sides of the coin. You claim to want to blog with an “attitude”, I suggest you put you body and soul on whom you are blogging about. Then blog with an attitude that all of the Philippines can take pride in.
Parable;
A gentlemen lying near death on the road, unknowingly a horrible thief and robber by profession, is assisted by strangers who at one time experienced a near death situation. Words were useless to assist this man. Their actions spoke louder than words as they called the ambulance, fed him, and nursed him back to health and not a word was said.
The gentlemen was eternally grateful and he went on with his life. Whether he changed his ways or not, was no-ones business but his.
Get it? You can blog with an attitude, yet people could comment with attitudes much worse. It is subjective to each individual therefore, one cannot argue or put down another person’s interpretation of “attitude” that perhaps differ from your definition.
You imply that Janina San Miguel would be misrepresenting the Philippines in the Miss World contest, thus brining shame to the country?
Well, via Cyberspace, you are also representing the Philippines, thus bringing shame to those who know her such as her family and close confidants who have read your blogs despite your “challenging” intentions. A debacle this large would be difficult for a young girl to differentiate “challenging” and “bashing”.
You, a product of the University of Santo Thomas should have known better, but apparently your need for attention blinded what it really means to defend your country, despite popular generalizations.
We are neither her family, friends, confidants nor associates. In fact this dorm really doesn’t give a damn about beauty pageant. This is our way of defending a fellow Filipino who happens to be a national. We just appear to be on the other side of the coin, but the bottom line was to challenge YOU to adjust YOUR attitude!
Why? Because we are 2nd, 3rd and 4th generation American born Filipinos, whose forefathers endured hardships, cultural barriers and discrimination, that’s why. You don’t understand this. When people of a different culture and skin color define an individual based on the externals without investing the time to get to know the individual is difficult. When someone of your own culture and nationality does the same, it is difficult just to stand by and watch and hard to phathom why your own cultural brethren are doing this. This is what I meant when I we stated that WE, American born Filipinos think and play with different rules, UNDERSTOOD?
With that said, truce and peace out!
Thank you Komedya and the good folks at TAPSILUGAN sa KANTO. Long live the Philippines; the good, the bad and the ugly.
Wow, it is true about the Chinese, though. Funny, yes! Lies, NO!
Picture this;
A beautiful, vuluptous black woman and a typical Chinese man at a night club.
Chinese man: Hey ‘chocolate thunder’, let’s have sex.
Black lady: Listen, if you have 10 INCHES and CAN HURT ME…then Yes. Let’s do it.
Chinese man: I promise I can do that, My hotel room is nearby.
Black lady: Okay, let’s go!
They go back to their hotel room. He turns OFF the lights, then…
He fucks her 10 times, takes a big rock and HITS her on her head! He fulfilled his promise.